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February 15, 2005
It's Time to Come Clean
In the interest of full disclosure and to spare my loved ones public humiliation, I need to be honest with The Public:
1) I have no friends named "Darcy"
2) I have never rented a home called "Netherfield"
3) I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
I deeply regret any confusion I may have caused.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at February 15, 2005 09:21 AM
Comments
Sucks to not be able to read Instapundit due to the IT Nazis here....
Posted by: Crusader at February 15, 2005 10:01 AM
They block Insta?!?!? Why?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 15, 2005 10:03 AM
'sader Corporate fascist BASTARDS!!!
Bingster Pocket your waggly sanctimonious finger. You do, you have and you did.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 15, 2005 10:25 AM
Mr. Bingley, item #3 sounds like a quote from President Clinton. You'd better make sure all of her clothes have been thouroughly laundered at least 3 times. Or maybe just burn her stuff and buy her a new wardrobe. Never can tell when a special prosecutor might get appointed.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at February 15, 2005 10:40 AM
They block Insta?!?!? Why?
Whatever filter they use says it is a 'personal' site, and denies access to it. But I can read/post here, go fig're....
Posted by: Crusader at February 15, 2005 12:14 PM
I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
Which definition of the word sex:
Clinton's definition or the definition used by everybody else?
no and never: Clinton's negations or negations as used by everyone else on earth?
Posted by: Jorgen at February 15, 2005 02:17 PM
Alright, alright: the part of the yard that we've fenced in for Claude to use as his, um, facilities we do refer to as "Netherfield."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 15, 2005 04:23 PM